{"product_id":"bloomara™-menstrual-massager","title":"Bloomara™ Menstrual Massager","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: inherit; max-width: 680px; margin: 0 auto; color: #2d2d2d; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 1.6em; font-weight: 700; color: #b5476a; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003e\n    Finally. Period pain relief that actually works.\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 1.05em; color: #555; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 24px;\"\u003e\n    Stop losing days to cramps. Take your life back.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size: 1em; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n    Every month, millions of women curl up in bed, miss work, and cancel plans — all because of period pain that ibuprofen barely touches. The \u003cstrong\u003eBloomara™ Menstrual Massager\u003c\/strong\u003e was designed for exactly that moment. Targeted heat therapy combined with customizable vibration delivers fast, drug-free relief right where you need it most.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/images.unsplash.com\/photo-1619365734050-cb5e64a42d43?w=800\u0026amp;q=80\u0026amp;fit=crop\" alt=\"Woman relaxing comfortably at home\" style=\"width:100%; border-radius:12px; margin-bottom:28px; display:block;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #f0d6df; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: 700; color: #b5476a; margin-bottom: 16px;\"\u003e\n    Why thousands of women love it:\n  \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 20px; color: #b5476a; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e▶\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeat therapy that actually penetrates\u003c\/strong\u003e — relaxes uterine muscle tension fast, the same way a hot water bottle does, but hands-free and portable.\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; vertical-align: top; color: #b5476a; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e▶\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3 vibration modes\u003c\/strong\u003e — gentle pulse to deep relief, so you’re always in control of your comfort level.\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; vertical-align: top; color: #b5476a; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e▶\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e7 days of use per charge\u003c\/strong\u003e — charge it once, use it all week. USB-C rechargeable.\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; vertical-align: top; color: #b5476a; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e▶\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompact \u0026amp; discreet\u003c\/strong\u003e — small enough to toss in your bag, desk drawer, or keep on your nightstand.\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; vertical-align: top; color: #b5476a; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e▶\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo pills, no side effects\u003c\/strong\u003e — 100% drug-free. Safe to use daily.\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #f0d6df; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #fdf3f6; border-left: 4px solid #b5476a; border-radius: 8px; padding: 18px 20px; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-size: 1.1em; color: #e6a817;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-style: italic; color: #3d3d3d;\"\u003e“I cried the first time I used this. I’ve had bad cramps for 10 years and nothing has ever worked this fast. I brought it to work the next day and haven’t missed a shift since.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 0.9em; color: #888;\"\u003e— Madison T., verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/images.unsplash.com\/photo-1518708909080-704599b19972?w=800\u0026amp;q=80\u0026amp;fit=crop\" alt=\"Woman taking care of herself, self-care and wellness\" style=\"width:100%; border-radius:12px; margin-bottom:28px; display:block;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: 700; color: #b5476a; margin-bottom: 12px;\"\u003eHow it works:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003col style=\"padding-left: 20px; margin-bottom: 24px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003eCharge fully via the included USB-C cable (takes ~2 hours).\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003ePress the power button to turn on. Select your vibration mode.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003ePlace on your lower abdomen or lower back — wherever the pain is.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003eFeel heat and vibration begin within seconds. Relief typically starts within 5–10 minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 1.15em; font-weight: 700; color: #b5476a; margin-bottom: 12px;\"\u003eProduct specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%; font-size: 0.95em; border-collapse: collapse; margin-bottom: 24px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #f0d6df;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 4px; color: #888; width: 45%;\"\u003eColor\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 4px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePink\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #f0d6df;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 4px; color: #888;\"\u003eBattery life\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 4px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUp to 7 days per charge\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #f0d6df;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 4px; color: #888;\"\u003eVibration modes\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 4px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3 intensity levels\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #f0d6df;\"\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 4px; color: #888;\"\u003eCharging\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 4px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUSB-C (cable included)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 4px; color: #888;\"\u003eFor use on\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 4px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLower abdomen, lower back, hips\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #f0d6df; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff8fa; border: 1px solid #f0d6df; border-radius: 10px; padding: 20px 22px; margin-bottom: 28px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-weight: 700; font-size: 1.05em; margin: 0 0 6px 0;\"\u003e30-Day Money-Back Guarantee\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"color: #555; margin: 0; font-size: 0.95em;\"\u003eTry it risk-free. If it doesn’t give you real relief, contact us within 30 days and we’ll refund you in full — no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 0.95em; color: #888; margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eShips within 24–48 hours.\u003c\/strong\u003e Order before midnight and yours goes out tomorrow.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Bloomara","offers":[{"title":"Pink","offer_id":44190331043882,"sku":"182341098;20260324;1774360959QVXZ1","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/0846\/8522\/files\/Sa7acd74964a94b788209edfc453a0602C.jpg?v=1774360960","url":"https:\/\/shopbloomara.store\/products\/bloomara%e2%84%a2-menstrual-massager","provider":"Bloomara","version":"1.0","type":"link"}